जीजा: रात और सुहागरात में क्या अंतर होता है? साली: सुहागरात में पति/पत्नी..

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दोस्तों आजकल के समय में लोग अपने काम में इतना ज्यादा व्यस्त रहते हैं की उन्हें अपने लिए 2 मिनट का समय भी नही मिलता हैं, की वह दो पल अच्छी तरह से मुस्कुरा लें. इसिलए आज हम आपके लिए कुछ ऐसे मजेदार चुटकुले लेकर आये हैं , जिन्हें पढ़कर आप लोग भी इस स्ट्रेस भरी जिंदगी से कुछ देर निजात पा सकते हैं, और हंस हंसकर लोटपोट हो जायेंगे.

  1. शादी की पहली रात पत्नी बड़े ही शर्मीले अंदाज़ में पति से बोलती है..
    पत्नी: सुनो जी, आज से आप ही मेरे गोपाल, किशन, और कन्हैया भी हो.
    पत्नी के मुंह से ये बात सुनकर पति से रहा नहीं गया और वो भावनाओं में बहकर वो भी फटाक से बोल देता है कि..
    पति: चिंता मत करो प्रिय, अगर ऐसी बात है, तो आज से तुम ही मेरी सुनीता, प्रिया, गीता, रोशिनी, किरन..
    इतने ही नाम सुनकर पत्नी बेहोश हो गई .

2) टीचर पप्पू से – तुम बताओ की इंसान के बच्चे और जानवर के बच्चे में क्या फर्क होता है?
पप्पू ने जवाब दिया – सर गधे के बच्चा गधा ही बनता है और उल्लू का बच्चा भी उल्लू ही बनता है.
लेकिन इंसान का बच्चा ही सिर्फ गधा भी बन सकता है और उल्लू भी.
पप्पू को क्लास का मॉनिटर बना दिया हैं .

3) पति: (बाथरूम में जाता है और रोमांटिक अंदाज़ में कहता है)
कहाँ रगड़ना है बताओ?
पत्नी: अपना ज्यादा दिमाग मत चलाओ, मैंने कपड़ों में साबुन लगा दिया है इन्हें अच्छे से रगड़ दो.

4) जीजा – रात और सुहाग’ रात में क्या फर्क हैं ?

साली कहती हैं- सुहागरात में हम केवल पति के साथ ही सो सकते हैं.

और वही बाकी रात में ऐसी कोई भी पाबंदी नहीं हैं.

5) लोग बस कुछ दिन सिगरेट-शराब पीते हैं, और उन्हें इसकी लत लग जाती है..
एक हमको देखो…

हम बचपन से पढ़ रहे हैं, लेकिन आज तक इसकी आदत नहीं लगी.
इसे कहते है आत्म संयम..!

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